Smudge Cow dreams of mastering her golf game. The outfit is immaculate, the stance deliberate, the quiet murmur of “focus” before every swing almost professional. The follow-through, however, tends to involve a gentle lean against the golf cart and a contemplative stare into the distance.
Her approach could best be described as “unhurried” – a few swings, a few snacks, and a scenic tour of the fairway without ever quite finishing a round. Balls do occasionally disappear into ponds, but she maintains it’s all part of the strategy.
Product Details
- Dimensions: 13cm x 11cm x 24cm
- Sitting Height: 13cm
- Main Materials: Polyester
- Inner Filling: Polyester Fibres, PE Beans
- Hard Eye
- SKU: SMG2C
Safety & Care
- Care Instructions: 30 degree Celsius wash only; do not tumble dry, dry clean or iron. Check all labels upon arrival of purchase
- Safety Recommendations: Suitable from birth
- Tested to and complies with EN71, ASTM, and ISO 8124